May 2012
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had a dream that this evil dude was after us and we were in a car chase and i had a kid with me but it wasn’t anakin but it was mine so she hid near my feet. we pulled into a room and the car transformed into a toy car. the baby still inside. there were white doors unhinged the we placed strategically. we dumped toy cars and lego on the floor so he would never know the right car. the evil...
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it warms my empty shell of a corpse
when you lay in bed for 2 hours doing nothing after work and all you wanna do is sleep but you’re too lazy to get your boots off
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sometimes i love you so much i wanna tear you apart
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excited to finally have my own place in september. its gonna be the cutest im painting every room pink and seafoam and it will be the perfect lil house.
nightmares
had an awful dream about lurch (my neighbour) i asked him for a ride because we were going the same way. but he drove me to the wrong place and asked me if i wanted to play video games saturday. i refused and left the car. i wound up in this place where a jack russel dog kept giving birth to other dogs but they were all born dead. until a baby emerged and i kept it. they told me that it was evil...
teen love
They were killed in an auto wreck as they were driving to and fro. After drinking two beers, he was pretending to be “drunk”. While the local popular radio station played the newest pre-designated, youth-oriented “top-forty hit”, he was decapitated in an explosion of flames and glass fragments. Her body was found crushed into the dashboard. A mini-cam report described them...
Anonymous asked: do you mind me asking what you were diagnosed with? or if you were? and if you feel somewhat better now and what made the difference? you can tell me to fuck right off if im being too nosy
April 2012
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i smoked pot today and felt sleepy all afternoon and now its seven. i think smoking would be an ok thing to do. if i could get out of bed
what if the things im counting on go poof and once again i ruin everything. as soon as i feel i starting wanting anything i start to doubt the foundations of everything
where did this all come from i cant remember the last month of my life
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dedication
running all the way to work so i have enough time for pizza
if i eat another can of cream of brocoli soup or kraft dinner im going to commit food suicide
wouldnt it be cool not to be such a lazy piece of shit!!
i would recommend not trying to write your name in pee while you’re drunk because i tried this and i peed all over my pants and wow Im embarrassing
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wow i have the same birthday as sailor venus
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IM AN ABORTION SURVIVOR DAD
I SURVIVED THE ABORTION DAD
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taco high score : 13
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beat happening and sunshine and coffee and everything feels so nice
and warm and can it stay like this longer?
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*puts on bikini kill while cleaning the kitchen*
step dad: WHAT IS THIS RACKET, IT SOUNDS LIKE GARBAGE
(from the man who tried to convince me how great skrillex is)
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Anonymous asked: you look like the boy from hugo
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March 2012
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Things i ate today
2 cupcakes
2 slices of pizza
2 brownies
2 glasses of coke
2 bottles of water
1 mini creme brulee
im so hungry right now but i want tacos and if i dont eat tacos i refuse to eat anything except junk food and theres no junk food left cause i ate it all so ill have to wait til tomorrow and just be hungry in the meantime
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Anonymous asked: you have a son? adorable
reading my old diary from the seventh grade:
“can todd just get the hell away from me i cant even wear a spagetti strap anymore hes as bad as my teacher. does that mean i cant even wear my bathing suits anymore god! its not like im going around half naked begging for money. he thinks im still a little girl but im not im almost a teen!!!”
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