January 2012
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had a dream that i embarrassed martha stuart by being extra slutty also got poo shoved into my mouth and started wiping my mouth on the grass. what a shit dream.
sinkin my teeth into her
oh no getting drunk and listening to say hi, this is so bad. i want so badly that he return. and hopefully have a heart on my elbow for him.
oh my god him serenading ‘laundry’ to jody and i on his guitar privately, still tops the best moment of my whole life. i still cant help but smile about it.
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feels nice feeling nice
having something you always wanted
wanting something you always had
taco withdrawal is a real thing
kottanbell:
tonight is exciting because it will be my first time going to mucho burrito
does anyone really understand how much i love tacos and burritos
nobody does
taco cravings keep me up at night
i understand this. ahh.
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i learned how to make a few salads today and then made a couple on my own. i got it down other than having to make it look nice and i was pretty slow. oh god im terrified. what if i suck and don’t pick it up as easily as dishwashing. im so afraid of failing that i dont even want to try. but i want to be good sooo badly. it just makes me so anxious knowing someones paying for an expensive...
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the first time i saw a penis
i was in summer school and i had my first boyfriend we had been dating for four days i think. he brought me to his friends house and we were hanging out alone in the basement. it was pretty awkward cause i was the shyest little thing. he unbuttoned his pants and asked me if i wanted to touch it. it was the grossest thing i had ever laid eyes on in my whole life. the last thing i wanted to be doing...
Anonymous asked: WHEN WAS THE NEXT TIME YOU SAW A PENIS
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kottanbell asked: not pervy questions u sick fuck its my dad
'i can think of like10 times when you made me piss...
whats the point in a friend if they cant make you piss yourself laughing once in a while?
reading wuthering heights on the bus while...
(and tryin my hardest not to stand up and start dancing like kate bush)
so excited
ive been dishwashing at the pearl in whiterock for a few months and in the beginning they mentioned i could be trained for apps. the kid whos doing it now said he dishwashed for about a year before he moved up, so i sort of expected the same thing. but my head chef amanda asked me today if i wanted to be trained to cook!!! im so excited, ill only be making salads and dessert and stuff. but still...
as if
did i really dream about getting an electric sailor moon blanket and sailor moon pj’s. waking up was a nightmare.
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As ive grown up, ive realized:
hot chocolate’s are fucking gross but i could eat bucket fulls of hot chocolate powder forever
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my little guppy
my little guy anakin is turning two this june its so mind boggling, where did all the time go. he was so little like yesterday and now he can talk and he yells ‘mooooooooooooooom’ and grabs my legs trying to make me walk places. he tells me what movies to put on, and says cheese when i take his picture. IM JUST SO NOSTALGIC TONIGHT. i miss my little burrito baby that would sleep on my...
my mom told me to stop calling my step dad 'bro'
she said its disrespectful.
on repeat forever
kate bush - wuthering heights
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listening to slayer in bed while crying while chugging wine
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slowly evaporating
Anonymous asked: I love everything about you, can we be together?
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why has this happened to me
that awkward moment when your brothers 12 year old friend walks into your room and youre completely nude (and then you later attend the same kids high school and never look each other in the eye again)
that other awkward moment when your sons other grandmother sees your boobs cause you forgot to button up your shirt
that other other awkward moment when your jumping a fence and your shorts get...
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psyching myself out
I mostly believe the zombie apocalypse will one day be real and i like to plan how im going to survive. i often think that because i was really good at dodging the balls in dodge-ball that maybe i will be really good at dodging zombies. but then i remember how much i sucked at tag. i think i have to start training. i guess ill jut have to become the next buffy.
i aint wearin no spandex shorts
anakins so sick, i can tell because hes been siting in the same spot since he woke up at 3 watching sesame street.
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sizzurp
its the first friday in a while that i don’t work, which means i get to drink that bottle of wine and watch buffy/blood+ all night. plus i cleaned my room so its all nice and shiny. i’m going to make a big spaghetti feast for my family. i dont know why i cant do these things on weekdays. anakin is teething again, its kind of a nightmare. laid in bed most of the day thursday which i...
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Anonymous asked: 2 questions. what is your real full name and do you ever miss being pregnant
i wanna be an intergalactic sorcerous bent on destroying the earth